It’s 1:04 AM on the First Day of Spring.
Do you know Why?
I’m cataloging my Mistakes.
Like… why do I have all these funny linebreaks? Why did my Wordpress editor just Underline “linebreaks” and make me think I spelled it wrong, and then subsequently underlined it’s own goddamn name?
Why is all this godforsaken technology constantly tell me I’m wrong? Oh, I spelled linebreak wrong?
You know what I mean, damn you.
Did I misquote that Walt Whitman quote, even though I love Walt Whitman above all other poets?
I know I did, asshat. I don’t need you to link me to the text of the poem.
(I’ll tell you a secret. I’m so nervous about writing this– omg, no pressure! god!– that I might screw it up. Well, I’ve decided this time my give-a-damn’s busted. Everyone makes mistakes. Everyone makes typos, and misquotes Whitman, and misspeaks, or does the wrong thing. That’s called #beinghuman and all you need to do about that is just forgive yourself when you get hit with that red underline, right click it, see if it suggests the Word you’re trying to speak, and if it doesn’t— just fucking move on. Write. The momentum of righting is more important than getting it right. See?)
Did you click that link on “poem” up there? If you didn’t, don’t be so fucking lazy. Click it now.
Did you read it? Good. Hang onto that for more than 10 seconds, will you?
Of course it’s on fucking “Project Gutenburg” (real funny, God/Dramatic Irony)
Technology is a distracting pain in the ass, and if you leave too many stupid tabs open, you’ll never get anything done.
Here you go:
AS I PONDER’D IN SILENCE.
As I ponder’d in silence,
Returning upon my poems, considering, lingering long,
A Phantom arose before me with distrustful aspect,
Terrible in beauty, age, and power,
The genius of poets of old lands,
As to me directing like flame its eyes,
With finger pointing to many immortal songs,
And menacing voice, What singest thou? it said,
Know’st thou not there is but one theme for ever-enduring bards?
And that is the theme of War, the fortune of battles,
The making of perfect soldiers.
Be it so, then I answer’d,
I too haughty Shade also sing war, and a longer and greater one
Waged in my book with varying fortune, with flight, advance and
retreat, victory deferr’d and wavering,
(Yet methinks certain, or as good as certain, at the last,) the field
For life and death, for the Body and for the eternal Soul,
Lo, I too am come, chanting the chant of battles,
I above all promote brave soldiers.
Sometimes a little ADHD, OCD, hyper focus, and attention is a Good thing.
But if you never google “butts” and just chuckle…
Did you learn anything today?
If you did, write it down.
That’s what fucking https://twitter.com/search?q=trump SOCIAL MEDIA is for.
Damn, Millennials. Get it together. I know you can teach your Grandpa how to use his new phone and the scary GOOGLE and not make himself look like an idiot on fucking TWITTER FOR THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD TO SEE.
Yeah, we had to go through a damned lot of boring, heavily regulated, underfunded, frustrating, bully-producing, wretchedly white and flourescent-lit, soul-crushing SCHOOL.
Didn’t we? It sucks lugging those books all over campus.
Make like Nike and just DO IT.
Damn, guys. Knowledge is power. Education is important.
So here I am, at 1 a.m. unable to sleep on a school night, because you all are too fucking stupid to use Google unsupervised.
With great power comes great responsibility.
It’s a hard life for those of us who hear all the echoes. ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.
Everything always hurts.
Life is stressful.
Stress makes us mean.
But you know what… life goes on.
And you get over things.
Because in this House (the House of God, the Halls of the Wind, the Mind Palace, or whatever the Fuck it is!) we do geek:
We think science can save the world.
We think magic exists.
But something the most fabulous and magical things get lost in the closet for a while.
So you have no choice but to sit awake in your living room at 1 a.m. with your exhausted, slightly traumatized wife, who has too much to do, and not enough time to do it in.
But she loves me enough, I’ve scared and burned her enough, that she is now curled up under my fluffy red bathroom, trying to read some Carl Sagan I handed her to occupy her insomniac mind—
and I just accidentally selected all the type with my touchpad and deleted it all with a hasty backspace keystroke– AH! NOOOOOOOO! Not the writing!
Control + Z.
Whew, much better.
I would have been sad to lose this. Even though it looks and sounds a little crazy with all those links in it, I think I understand.
It’s not crazy. It’s just so full of information, it has to put links on everything that FEELS important, because some of it might be… to someone… somewhere…
…oh shut up, Lask, you never know who will click on what link. You can’t know what people need all the time.
Yes I can.
No, love. You can’t. You are not God.
No, but I do work for him. Because reasons. And they are many. WE ARE LEGION. (Demons are scary, but sometime scary helps you kill the Demons. Because being on the Light side is as much a choice as choosing the DARK SIDE.)
So, I’ll tell you a secret Harry.
Sometimes, I’m Dumbledore.
Sometimes I’m a silly bumblebee, who doesn’t know he can fly.
But really, at heart…
I’m a librarian.
I’m just a nerd with Google, who knows how to use the right search terms. I can find the information you want faster than you because I know how to use the tools and you hate me for it. You goddamn luddite change averse BABY BOOMER.
That was a run on sentence.
But you frustrate me.
And sometimes you fucking elect Donald J. Trump, a Youtube Comment Section Incarnate, aka… maybe the antiChrist?
I don’t know. I have too much to do to explain it all right now, Elanor.
Just link what’s important, push PUBLISH and SHARE on this, and go to BED.
Because Elanor needs a paycheck.
Isn’t money just the root of all evil?
Trump’s just old, white, male, stupid, preoccupied with his business because he can’t disappoint his WEALTHY STUCK UP BUSINESSMAN FATHER…
who loaned him the money to get started.
I don’t hate Trump. He just inherited the family business because time passes, elections roll around, and sometimes the entire country is man because SOMEONE gave us a big black eye.
But guess what?
God just Rafiki’d us all.
Sometimes the past can hurt. You can either RUN FROM IT–
Well, that part’s up to you.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him click, folks.
Be ware the LAZY STUPID.
It’s the root of all evil
Mom and Dad.
Just click the links and ask me when you don’t get it. That’s what librarians are for. Delegation is a beautiful thing.
God Bless Us. Every. One.
ECHO echo… echo…
…hey, she’s kinda hot, huh?
THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE… errrr… errrr…
Now do you understand?
With The Seven Wars concluded, I am looking forward to focusing on my new project– an adult fantasy series, The Alkesh. I added a new menu tab for the series a while back, which you may have noticed. You will also find the working prologue on the page for the first book. I added some additional illustrations this evening, and plan on being more active with posting updates about my work on this project. I’m very excited about it, and look forward to sharing it with you!
The manuscript of the first book, The Rose of Avigdell, is almost done and ready to pass into the hands of beta readers. I am looking for a handful of new beta readers. If you are interested, use the contact form on this page to tell me a little about yourself. I am also thinking about pursuing agent representation for this particular series, since I think the story would probably work well with the traditional publishing track. If you happen to know of a reputable agency seeking adult fantasy, do let me know so I can give them a look!
The Seven Wars end today! Get your copy of Storms Westward in paperback or Kindle edition here.
The final installment of The Seven Wars is coming! You’ll be able to pick up a paperback or kindle edition on July 7th. Stay tuned for book signing dates!
I received the first proof copy of book six, Time’s Shadows today! Here is a trailer to give you a glimpse of what’s coming. Also, if you’ve ever wondered about my singing voice…
I realize an update here is long overdue, and I apologize. I have some good news, and some bad news. Unfortunately, I think it is all good news for me, and all bad news for you.
The good news is that there have been lots of changes in my life in the past few weeks. I have moved into a new house with my best friend, so have been very busy packing and unpacking, and getting everything set up for a new home. Also, I have gotten a new job! I am still working for the library, but I’ll now be working in the graphics department at the library headquarters. I’m very excited about it, as I think it will be a much more exciting job, and will let me make better use of my skills and creativity.
The bad news is that all of these changes have put me behind in my writing and publication schedule. Thus, I have to announce that I am pushing back the release of book five, The Court of the Hydra King. I had hoped to have it out in November, but that’s just not going to happen with everything that has gone on in the past few weeks. As the Beatles once sang, “Life is what happens to you when you’re busy making other plans.” So, I will have to see how things pan out before I nail down a definite release date. If I can get my act together soon, it may be in December. Otherwise, the release won’t happen until early 2014. I will let you know when I have a definite date.
Until then, I hope you are all enjoying The Mirror of Dùmsaro and the rest of the series. I’m very excited about book five, as it’s one of my favorites. I’m looking forward sharing it with you. First though, I have to get my (new) life in order!
Not long after I released my first book, I started doing book signings. They are a great way to hawk your new releases, get exposure for yourself, and generate buzz for your work. However, I found there was little information about what to actually expect during them. I found plenty of resources about what to bring to them, how to sit or stand or pitch, but I could not find anything about the real interactions with people I could expect, and being the socially awkward person I am, that was the information I most needed. So having completed (or maybe survived) my first dozen or so book signings, I thought I would share some general observations. Perhaps it will help someone find the information that I couldn’t before my first signing, and maybe it will give some veteran book-signers a laugh. So, in no particular order, here are some observations from behind the book-signing table.
1) Many people will be too lazy to even glance at the back of the book. This was one thing I did not realize, so when people started coming up and asking me, “What’s this about?” I fumbled for a good synopsis I could deliver quickly and naturally. Be sure to have a well-practiced summary you can pitch in under 20 seconds. 30 seconds is when most people will start to give you that glazed fish-eye look, so keep it short, simple, and try not to let it sound too rehearsed.
2) See what people like, and tailor your pitch to fit. My usual tactic is to talk to passing people and say, “Hi! Do you like fantasy?” If they say no, I don’t bother them any more. If they say yes, I’ll usually ask what kind of fantasy is their favorite. I’m pretty well-read in the fantasy genre, so I try to draw parallels between my book and the ones they say they like. I find this to be a very successful tactic, because it’s both a sales pitch and a conversation, so it encourages them to linger and look over my table.
3) Some people will be a little too chatty and sometimes about nothing to do with anything you’re selling. Occasionally, I will have people talk to me just because I am there, and since I’m tending my table, I can’t escape. I’ve had people stand at my table for 20-some minutes to tell me about everything from sports, their phone, the trouble in the Middle East, to (my personal favorite) the local cicada population. Try to be polite, but be aware the longer they stand there, the more likely it is they are keeping potential buyers away. I notice a lot of people look at my table with interest but will not approach if there is someone else there actively talking to me. Be polite, but if they’re not talking about your work, try to find some other business to take care of that will encourage them to move on, such as checking your inventory or needing to answer a (possibly fake) phone call.
4) If you have candy, any kids in the venue will return like boomerangs, often for 2-3 pieces at a time. I have a small candy dish on my table, and I wouldn’t say it helps my sales, but it’s nice to have something to offer the people who approach, even if they don’t buy anything. Adds a certain sense of hospitality. However, be prepared to cut off candyholic kids after their second or third visit to your table. Parents are not amused if I have provided their kid with a sugar high for the afternoon, and since parents are usually the ones with the money, I want to keep myself in their good graces. Also make sure you mention what kind of candy it is, in case a child has allergies.
5) What age range? If you write anything other than adult books, be prepared to give an age range for your book, because you will be asked many times. I tell people mine are for 12+ unless the child is an advanced reader. I often ask the parent if the child has read Harry Potter, and if yes, then they could probably handle the reading level of my book. So, try to have an age in mind, and something on a similar reading level the parent might be familiar with.
6) People will ask very personal questions. How are your sales? How much did it cost to do this? How much have you made? For the sales question, I usually just answer, “can’t complain.” As far as I’m concerned, no one needs to know my sales numbers or my profits but me. Not until I can brag about one million copies sold or something. Anything short of that probably won’t impress people, so there is no reason to share. For the cost, I’ll answer that honestly, since putting out a book through Createspace really doesn’t cost me anything other than the time to prepare it. I can pay for extra services, and I occasionally do, but that’s another thing that’s not the average passerby’s business. Be polite, but respect your own privacy.
7) Who’s the publisher? Since I’m self-published, this can be a tricky question, as some people will snub self-published work and others will celebrate it, so I usually try to size up the person to guess what they would respond to better. Sometimes I will answer, “I do it myself through Amazon,” other times I will say, “An indie publisher, Sun Hawk Press.” Neither of those statements is untrue. This is one instance where it pays off to buy your own ISBN numbers and establish your own publishing imprint.
8) How long did it take you to write it? I feel like for a lot of authors– myself included– this is a difficult question to answer, because many of us spend our whole lives working on our craft, and go through multiple drafts/total re-writes/revisions of any given book. Sometimes I still fumble with this question because the first version of my first novel was written as a short story when I was 8, the first novel version of it when I was 14, and then I re-wrote it from scratch twice between age 16 and 22, so I honestly have no idea “how long” it took me to “write” it. I usually just tell people the series has been a work in progress for most of my life.
9) People will ask if (or assume) it’s free. I find this to be especially true in libraries. People will occasionally pick it up, look over it and then try to walk away. Many of these people will act surprised or indignant when I ask them to pay for it. Make sure to keep a close eye on your wares.
10) People will be surprised to know that you wrote it, especially if you are young like I am. Many people mistake me for an employee of the venue, a representative of a publishing house, or just some random person sitting in the lobby for a rest. When I tell them I’m the author, they’re stunned. Even with a large sign on my table that says “Visiting Author” many people still don’t realize it’s me until I tell them. So, make sure the people you talk to know who you are.
11) “So it’s like…” When I say I write fantasy, people automatically assume that makes it like Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings, or whatever fantasy book they are familiar with. While this can help you sell your book, you also need to be able to tell them what distinguishes your book from other things they have read.
12) Some people will disapprove of your work even though they know nothing about it. This seems to be especially true for fantasy. Even though my books have spiritual and Christian undertones, some people assume that all fantasy is Satanic, corrupts the youth, and promotes witchcraft or other “sinful” acts. Generally I do not engage these people, just politely bid them a good day. There have been occasions where I had a particularly persistent visitor– I once had a woman berate me for “pandering the devil’s propaganda” and say of my red-eyed protagonist, “anything with eyes like that is no creature of God!” These people can be difficult to handle, but do stick up for your work, and make sure you know how to reach the venue’s staff and security if need be.
13) Some people will ask you for money. Sometimes these are homeless people, other times they are kids wanting something from the vending machine, or sometimes they won’t even tell you what they want it for. I have only ever given someone money on one occasion. The rest of the time I apologize and tell them I need the cash in my box to make change for my customers.
14) People will say they are interested in buying your book and are going to get their wallet/purse/money and then never come back. I guess some folks are too embarrassed to say my book didn’t interest them, so they try to ditch me instead of just saying “no, thank you.” Some people actually are going to get their money, but get sidetracked on the way and take half an hour or more to come back. Sometimes it’s hard to tell who’s ditching you and who will actually return. This can be very inconvenient if they do this when your signing is soon to end, so be sure to tell them you will wait for 10 minutes or so, but you’ll have to be leaving soon.
15) Have cards people can take. Some people will be very excited to meet you and really want your book, but will not have the money at the time. Have something you can give them with the titles, your website, etc. on it so they will be able to find and buy your book later. You can also give these cards to people who may not like the book themselves, but know someone who would. I’ve also been asked to sign these cards by children or occasionally adults who want my signature, but can’t buy the book at the time. Just for reference, I use Uprinting for all of my cards, flyers, bookmarks, etc. I find they have the best prices and provide excellent quality.
16) Don’t display what payments you accept. I got a Square credit card reader for my phone recently (which is very cool; I highly recommend it) and was very excited to be able to accept credit card payments. Square sent me two nice-looking stickers with the accepted credit card logos, and I thought it would be great to advertise that I offer that form of payment. Wrong. I realized an hour into one of my signings that this sticker was tanking my sales. I took down the little “payments accepted” sign and sold a total of 20 copies in the remaining two hours I was there. People seem to balk if they immediately see you want money. Lure them in with your display and charm and then tell them how they can buy it.
17) Offer bundle deals. This encourages people to buy more than one of your books. I’ve offered a 3-for-$25 deal and have had lots of success selling the first three books that way.
What to bring
1) A tablecloth, because most places do not provide one, and your table will look much better if it’s not just sitting there naked.
2) A minimum of 5 books for each hour you will be at the venue. Most of my signings last about 3 hours, so I bring around 15 copies of each book. I also keep a box of extras in my trunk just in case. I’ve had to go for the extras only once, but I was glad I brought them.
3) Extra copies of the first book if you have a series. I either sell sets of my series or just the first book. It’s rare that I sell single copies of the later books.
4) Decorations for your table. I have a few pages of scrapbook paper I set my books on, and a number of little trinkets and charms that I scatter across my table. There are endless varieties of paper and other things you can get at craft stores to spruce up your table for a low cost. An aesthetic table with lots to look at will draw in more curious people.
5) One large, eye-catching thing. Some authors use a large poster of their book cover. I have a life-sized cutout of my main character, which I had made with Party Standups, just for reference. People love him (except for easily frightened children, and the close-minded people mentioned in #12 above) and almost always come over for a closer look at him.
6) A locking money box (and the key!), and your credit card reader, if you have one.
7) A sign or counter card stating who you are, and flyers or cards with your titles and website on them for people to take.
8) If you’ve appeared in any newspapers, magazines, etc. try to incorporate them into your display.
There’s a lot that goes into preparing for a book signing, and a lot of different types of people to handle, but I’ve found if I have an appealing display and make an effort to engage the people who walk by, the signing will be a success. I typically sell anywhere from 10-20 books per signing (which tend to last 2-3 hours). I have also met some wonderful people by making these appearances. I have been invited to speak to school groups and forums, and made connections I would have never had if I had not been out engaging the public with my work.
Above all, one of the biggest perks to doing book signings is a feeling of legitimacy. For new authors, and self published ones in particular, sometimes one doesn’t always feel like a “real” author. There are few things that can cure that like meeting a child who tells you you’re living her dream, or having an elderly man tell you that people like you give him hope for the future. That feeling alone is worth putting in the work to make public appearances.
Just a few quick updates:
First, if you’re in the Fredericksburg area, I’ll be at Salem Church Library tomorrow (Saturday, Feb. 2nd) from 2 until 5:30. If you can’t make it, you can also find me at Porter library on the 4th from 5:00-8:30, or at England Run on the 15th from 2:00-5:30.
Also, I’ve begun work on the cover for book four, The Mirror Of Dùmsaro. Hopefully I will be able to show it to you within a week or two! I also got the manuscript for the book back a few days ago from an editor, so I will be able to start the typesetting process for it in another few weeks.
I think, too, that I may begin using this blog for things only somewhat connected to writing, or for posts of a more personal nature. I imagine it’s probably a little boring reading only technical things or professional updates, so I’m going to try to liven it up a bit! I may also start sharing some unfinished sketches, since there are usually several sketches per book that never develop into full illustrations.
In the wake of book three’s release, I’ll be doing another round of signings in the Fredericksburg area. Come see me!
Saturday, February 2nd @ Salem Church Library 2:00-5:30
Monday, February 4th @ Porter Library 5:00-8:30
Friday, February 15th @ England Run Library 2:00-5:30
I just uploaded a number of new graphics to the store, including crests for Ari and Malachi, as well as graphics for the villains, and the United. A few examples are below. Enjoy!